There has never been a better time to run away and join the circus. Unemployment rates among violin-playing strongmen are staying steady at 0%.

Printed on super-soft Threadfast Unisex crew-neck T-shirts.

We've given our classic "Flying Violins" t-shirt an update! This dark cherry TriBlend v-neck t-shirt is super soft. They're fairly form-fitting, so when in doubt, size up.

Super-soft Violin Patent T-Shirt in Unisex or Womens' v-neck!

These are Threadfast t-shirts - the nicest, softest shirts we've ever laid our hands on.

This is a Unisex-cut super-soft triblend Tee from Threadfast, and it's honestly the softest, nicest t-shirt we've ever gotten our grubby hands on.

Super soft, super green zipper hoodie! F-holes on the front, band name on the back. Sweet.

We Literally Connacht wait to see you in one of these. Super-soft Womens V-Neck shirts, House of Hamill on the back.

We literally Connacht wait to see you in these.

Brian is pictured wearing a Unisex Medium and drinking a Grande Veranda Blend, which actually wasn't that great to be honest.

Get our HoH shirt as seen in our second episode, "Open Mic Tour."

We only made a limited 50 shirts, so grab one quick!