ROSE'S WINE REVIEWS (AND THE ADOPTABLE ROCKS INSPIRED BY EACH)
Terralsole: Brunello Di Montalcino Alfio Moriconi Selection 2006
Rating: 4.3/5
"The king is dead! Ah, but the wine is decadent? Reminds me of the old wives tale, if not yellow let it brunello. Tastes of forest floor, Buddhist vibes and welcomed incontinence. Hint of cherry poppins. Fine grade sandpaper with notes of cello, rigatoni and courser grade sandpaper. If Reservoir Dogs was a wine, this would be a different wine."
Rating: 4.3/5
"The king is dead! Ah, but the wine is decadent? Reminds me of the old wives tale, if not yellow let it brunello. Tastes of forest floor, Buddhist vibes and welcomed incontinence. Hint of cherry poppins. Fine grade sandpaper with notes of cello, rigatoni and courser grade sandpaper. If Reservoir Dogs was a wine, this would be a different wine."
Apothic: Winemaker's Blend Red 2013
Rating: 4.2/5
"Could have it. Should have it. Would have it? Not on my watch. Did it anyways. (rebbell) Boiler dang chowder pants. Gothic and subtly ferverent. Ski Lodge chic without the umlaut. 9/10 would accept as a gift again."